Johnny Depp is HOT. He’s not CUTE. He’s HOT. See? HOT. Who do I think cute guys are? Well… Here they are! (In random order) Prepare yourself for a festival of heart-thumps!
Kyaah! Jiro Wang! (Jai-ro Wang) Okay, yeah, this is so unlike me, right? I mean, it’s kind of weird that I think Johnny Depp is hot, and then this totally different guy, Jiro Wang, is cute. Yeah, my taste in guys is kind of weird. I like gay guys too. Especially if they’re anime gay guys. MISAKI AND AKIHIKO. Yeah, yeah!
Misaki and Akihiko. I don’t think they’re a cute couple, and really, Misaki is the cute one, really. But Renee won’t like it if I don’t add Akihiko in. ~.~ Stupid Akihiko and his pervert ways. Look at Misaki and his pair of big eyes! He looks like a total GIRL! Woo, Misaki!
Oh, come on, these guys are cute. And hot. Oh, come on, you have to admit it! And you can see they’re totally gay… But, come on! You have to admit they’re hot… I mean cute. Rock on, Gays!
Haley Joel Osment. Okay, so I’m a paedophile. But, you have to admit he’s the cutest 11 year old boy EVER. He sort of looks like Emily Osment from Hannah Montana. I mean, he could have a sister, and his sister COULD BE Emily Osment. Seriously, he looks more like her when he’s older. They have the same squashy nose.
Aaron Carter! Not exactly cute, but you can call him cute. He’s more hot, isn’t he? My God. Too bad he looks like some punk-assed prick when he’s older.
Destery Moore. Okay, he looks like a freakin’ emo kid, but he’s NOT. Look at him! He’s smiling. Emo kids do NOT smile. Destery Moore is more of a Scene-dude. What’s Scene? Check the internet. Or wait for me to post about them. Destery Moore is this guy I’m crushin’ on currently. I’m a subscriber to his Youtube account. He shares it with his friend, Nathan… something. That Nathan dude’s cute too. But I prefer Destery Moore. God, I love this guy. Watch him if you want, but beware, he’s vulgar. Click the link.
Well, these are the guys I think cute. DESTERY MOORE ALL THE WAY. God, I love Destery Moore.
I’d rather date a cute guy instead of a hot guy. Unless that hot guy’s a Johnny Depp-type – old and MATURE. Mature’s the keyword. If guys have to be immature, be cute. If you’re a butt-ugly and immature guy, well, I see no wife in your future. No girlfriend either. If it’s a lesbian reading this, I can assure you, you will find a girlfriend even if they are straight. Just keep it from them that you’re a girl and dress like a guy. Make yourself look as much as guy as possible. My God, I love Butch Girls. The ones who look great only, though.
I’m pretty materialistic, aren’t I?
Well, when you live in Singapore, where all men’s personalities suck huge donkey balls (as quoted from Yvette, my sister.) and are shit-coming-out-of-ass ugly, you have to be picky.
Well, I have to, anyway.
Yours,
Shalyn.
P.S. My God, Destery Moore is soo cute.
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